martymikalski:

SIRI

WHERE

IS

MY

SUPER

SUIT

titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

clavid:

girl on right: *casually turns to the right while eating noodles*

clavid:

girl on right: *casually turns to the right while eating noodles*

Days when you feel like shit and you’re just like

lolzpicx: